This one's for you, Jen....

While shopping today, we thought of Jen... ;)

a VLOG!!!!

Col. Mustard... in the kitchen with....

margaritas! :)

This is an example of a conversation that we might have. It is pieced together from actual things we have talked about. We warned you....it's scary in here.

BTW...Amy is JWoww and I am Snooki. ha ha We are only in the bedroom because it was the free background. I swear. No really.

~shannon~

And so, it begins...

So, Shannon and I were thinking, "We're funny, we should write a blog." Of course, we didn't come to this conclusion directly. Like every.thing with us, we find ourselves in the most random situations, conversations and trains of thought.

For example, earlier, we were meeting our friend, Hani, for lunch at Olive Garden. While waiting, we were seated on the same side of the booth, with an empty chair and a sling for Caroline's baby carrier. It was fine, at first... then it got to be, um, awkward. I mean, were sitting in a booth, side by side, both Facebooking on our phones, of course, to ignore the awkwardness... I even took a picture... See, I'm a little uncomfortable...

So, then, we start joking that maybe we should just start talking to our imaginary friend and her imaginary baby. I even took a picture of that...

We were relieved of the odd situation by the arrival of Hani and sweet Caroline, so no worries, friends...

The rest of the lunch went a little something like this.

- We have a funny waiter, this should be a fun lunch!

- We've been here 15 minutes, I guess we should stop talking and look at the menu....

- Ok, funny waiter, you don't ask a group of women how old they are just because they mention they watch Jersey Shore...

- Wait, now you're telling us how to speak Italian, not so funny waiter?

- We should all speak with accents. Everywhere we go, just speak with accents...

- You're back again, even less funny waiter, oh and your helper just dropped my chicken... yay.

- No, Shannon and Hani, you guys eat, I'll watch... ;)

- Yay for food (and it's free? Then I'll have dessert!)

- What, Shannon, you want to learn Cockney? That's a terrific idea! You can totally pull that off...

- Oh, hi, not even a little funny waiter, what, there's a Wiki page all about learning Cockney? How do you know this stuff?

So, that's how we got here... sort of... I mean, Shannon's learning Cockney (she just likes saying Cockney...) and we are writing a blog because our lives are so random, people need to read about it over morning coffee...

Next post: Wait until you here how we decided to dress up as Clue characters for our exciting game of Clue this weekend!!!!

~Amy